Monday, June 11, 2012

To Have and Have Knott

Both the captain and nitwit agree,
As two chaps they're a bit out to sea
The poor sap became chummy
With his slap-happy rummy
When he yapped he was "bit by Aunt Bee."

Humphrey Bogart and Don Knotts, in a photo mash-up of Mayberry and To Have and Have Not, created by our own Norm Knott. Knotts to you, Norm.

1 comment:

surly hack said...

Arrgh! I just noticed that I reused "bit"! That's two bits -- and one bit too many.

Maybe "they're unfit for the sea" would work.