Saturday, February 11, 2012

Ham on Wry

His notices weren't too good
They wrote they'd prefer viewing wood
They dubbed him "dendritic",
But he's snubbed ev'ry critic
As only a murderer could.

David Cairns and Surly Hack

Vincent Price sharpens his knives in Theatre of Blood (1973). In our limerick lexicon, "Dendritic" is defined as tree-like, or wooden.

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