This bod's lost the gift of the gab
Swear to God, it's a stiff on a slab
Turning blue, getting cold
It's all through growing old
So it's odd when it sits up to blab.
Molly Lamont is Scared to Death (Christy Cabanne; 1947), but still manages to narrate the story. And a dead narrator is the only thing this nonsense starring Bela Lugosi shares with Sunset Boulevard. Title by Donald B. Benson, feeling dead inside.