Thursday, November 1, 2012

Meat, Your Maker

I'm a schmuck and a bubblehead chump,
And I'm stuck with a troublesome hump
But if not for fair Fritz
Then your various bits
Would be yucky old rubbery stumps.

David Cairns

Addressing his captive audience, Fritz speaks of himself in the third person:  Dwight Frye and Boris Karloff  in Frankenstein (1931).

1 comment:

surly hack said...

No rubbery stumps for you, Mr Cairns. Love it!