Saturday, November 24, 2012

He's Just a Jugular-o

To Count Drac, all you young 'uns are prey
Just a snack to keep hunger at bay
Don't expect him to nuzzle
From your necks he will guzzle
Till, lips smacking, he's flung you away.

Béla Lugosi was Dracula (Tod Browning, 1931). Title by nekkid Norm Knott for Vampire Weekends.

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