Sunday, July 15, 2012

The Nurse of Dracula

No affliction contracted was worse
Than the sickness that's Dracula's curse
So this doc runs some tests,
But is shocked and protests
When Drac dicks with his stacked bombshell nurse.

Onslow Stevens is Dr. Edelman, John Carradine is Dracula, and Martha O'Driscoll is Milizia Morelle (no, really) in House of Dracula (Erle C. Kenton, 1945). Thanks to D Cairns for the bedside manner.

1 comment:

surly hack said...

I don't know about you, but I find that last still hilarious.