Sunday, June 24, 2012

Stake Frittes

Count Drac was a dirty old rake,
With a thirst only virgins could slake
But the blood-sucking boss
Was a dud with a cross,
And what's worse, his aversion to stake.

Christopher Lee as Dracula, Melissa Stribling and Peter Cushing in Hammer's Horror of Dracula (1958). Cushing's Doctor Van Helsing drives a stake through this edition of Vampire Weekends.

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