Wednesday, May 21, 2008

About Face

Far East Bureau

B. Karloff once ate a cashew
Allergic'lly sneezed an "Ah-choo!"
And upon his face
There was not a trace
Of that which made him Fu Manchu


Backthrow said...

In the midst of his 'Fu Manchu' bash
Karloff sneezed, and misplaced his moustache
To re-bound from this slip
He adhered to his lip
A purloined Myrna Loy false eyelash

Norm Knott said...

"...purloined Myrna Loy..."

Sniffle! That's beautiful.

Backthrow said...

Why, thank you!

[curtsies, then stumbles, cheap cigar tumbles from lip]