In a coma, he's nailed in a crate
Shipped the lowest available rate
With no overnight charges,
Things move slowly on barges,
So this woebegone mail arrives late.
Dracula ships himself and the Monster to America, blood bank of the new world: Béla Lugosi and Glenn Strange in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (Charles Barton; 1948). Title by wanderful David Cairns.