Here's a second-class vamp first-class mailed
The old wreck bought a stamp and then sailed
We'd say "Handle with Care"
He's a scandalous scare
Save your neck and have grampa impaled.
Baggage-clerk Wilbur Grey (Lou Costello) finds more than he bargained for in the shipping crate of Dracula (Béla Lugosi, returning to the role) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (Charles Barton; 1948).