Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Fang Mail

Here's a second-class vamp first-class mailed
The old wreck bought a stamp and then sailed
We'd say "Handle with Care"
He's a scandalous scare
Save your neck and have grampa impaled.

 David Cairns

Baggage-clerk Wilbur Grey (Lou Costello) finds more than he bargained for in the shipping crate of Dracula (Béla Lugosi, returning to the role) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (Charles Barton; 1948).

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