Men take flight from a female that's frumpy
But delight when she's pleasingly bumpy
Femmes with valleys and hills
Fill the male's loins with thrills
Why then fright when he sees a gal's humpy?
Dr. Edelmann (Onslow Stevens) and his assistant, the hunchbacked yet lovely Nina (Jane "Poni" Adams) in House of Dracula (1945).