It's too bad that these two couldn't wed
Just imagine their brood if they bred
But their sleeping arrangement
Would cause deepest estrangement
Those two backs haven't room in one bed.
Pictured are hunchbacks Daniel (J Carrol Naish) in House of Frankenstein (1944), and Nina (Jane "Poni" Adams) in House of Dracula. This limerick was suggested by regular LimerWrecks reader Caffeinated Joe. Its title is by irregular writer David Cairns.