She's the Baroness, Frankenstein's kin
His name's Larry, who knows where he's been
Out of luck on their date,
He gets stuck at home plate,
When the hair starts to grow on his skin.
Dinner at Ate
Dames adore the unfortunate schlub,
But from Chaney of yore came this cub
When his pelt starts to bristle
Though quite svelte, she's just gristle
For a maniac roaring for grub.
Ilona Massey as Baroness Elsa Frankenstein, and Lon Chaney Jr as Larry Talbot, the "Wolf Man", in Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man.