Man, this limerick site, ain't it cool? Each and every post is a jewel! Jeez, these guys sure can write, Not a clunker in sight! Check the calendar, dude---April Fool!
Of Dinah I asked, “Won’t you blow?” To which Dinah said, “Don’t you know?” “My lips will not puck So I cannot suck, But I’ll give your cheeks a red glow!”
We're glad Norm's enjoying the show As we bandy 'round rhymes, to and fro Each elicited smile Makes our efforts worthwhile Thanks much for your complimen-- D'oh!!!
Ol' Dinah, she sure did the trick With tongue that gal knew how to lick She licked off each drip From each sticky lip She sure cleaned that popsicle stick!
Man, this limerick site, ain't it cool?
ReplyDeleteEach and every post is a jewel!
Jeez, these guys sure can write,
Not a clunker in sight!
Check the calendar, dude---April Fool!
Of Dinah I asked, “Won’t you blow?”
ReplyDeleteTo which Dinah said, “Don’t you know?”
“My lips will not puck
So I cannot suck,
But I’ll give your cheeks a red glow!”
We're glad Norm's enjoying the show
ReplyDeleteAs we bandy 'round rhymes, to and fro
Each elicited smile
Makes our efforts worthwhile
Thanks much for your complimen-- D'oh!!!
Ol' Dinah, she sure did the trick
ReplyDeleteWith tongue that gal knew how to lick
She licked off each drip
From each sticky lip
She sure cleaned that popsicle stick!
Dinah lives on Clark Street and Lunt
ReplyDeleteAnd if I may dare be so blunt
Ask her to reveal
And she'll shyly squeal
She has a crush on Allen Funt
"What do you say to a nude lady?"
ReplyDeleteAsked Funt, in the era of BRADY
Embarrassed folks seen
On the cinema screen
Just giggled and sought someplace shady