Wednesday, May 21, 2008

About Face

Far East Bureau



B. Karloff once ate a cashew
Allergic'lly sneezed an "Ah-choo!"
And upon his face
There was not a trace
Of that which made him Fu Manchu

3 comments:

  1. In the midst of his 'Fu Manchu' bash
    Karloff sneezed, and misplaced his moustache
    To re-bound from this slip
    He adhered to his lip
    A purloined Myrna Loy false eyelash

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  2. "...purloined Myrna Loy..."

    Sniffle! That's beautiful.

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  3. Why, thank you!

    [curtsies, then stumbles, cheap cigar tumbles from lip]

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