Thursday, April 17, 2008

Don't Raise the Brigitte, Lower the Bar--d'oh!

par Backthrow
Bureau de Paris



Sex-kitten-turned-hag named Bardot
spewed slurs from her lips in a flow
Ex VIVA MARIA's
foul tongued diarrheas
may end in "Le Guan-tan-amo"!

Read the story here

2 comments:

  1. When aiming at targets this easy
    You risk being labeled as sleazy
    If applause you desire
    Aim guffaws a bit higher
    (Though Bardot in that pic made me queasy)

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  2. Yeah, back in the day, sex meant B.B.
    But time takes its toll, as you can see
    Her pout's no more
    She's chins galore
    But still, in my pants, I feel "oui, oui!"

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