There once was a clumsy baboon Who's head got stuck in a spittoon Though he struggled and strained On his skull, it remained So he shrugged, and then joined a platoon
Although blind as bats, the baboons go on Not nearly as graceful as the sleek swan They bump into trees They can't scratch their fleas Etcetera, so forth and so on
The big baboon by light of moon Banged on spittoon with wooden spoon It was, alas, in vain And this did cause him pain He rued his hair-do that was ruined
Although blind as bats, the baboons go on
ReplyDeleteNot nearly as graceful as the sleek swan
They bump into trees
They can't scratch their fleas
Etcetera, so forth and so on
As baboon crawled over a dune
ReplyDeleteThe heat made the beast nearly swoon
A search for mirage
Had led to voyage
It died when it dried up too soon
The big baboon by light of moon
ReplyDeleteBanged on spittoon with wooden spoon
It was, alas, in vain
And this did cause him pain
He rued his hair-do that was ruined