All it takes is a stupid misstep
One mistake that'll ruin your rep
A single hot date
That seemed to go great
Till a wake with a body to schlep.
Joan Bennett and Edward G. Robinson in The Woman in the Window (Fritz Lang, 1944). Aside from David Cairns, can anyone name the film that this limerick's title is a play on? Come on, film buffs!
I'm guessing "A Girl, A Guy, and A Gob." From the title, I think it took place in a TB ward.
ReplyDeleteHa! About the title, at least, you are correct. The TB ward film was GREAT EXPECTORATIONS.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention, the desert sci-fi classic, PHLEGM!
ReplyDeleteAnd the late 60s counter-culture biker pic, WHEEZY RIDER.
ReplyDeleteA ROOM WITH A SPEW
ReplyDeleteThat old TV show set in a TB Clinic---CHARLES IN DISCHARGE
ReplyDeleteDISCHARGE OF THE LIGHT BRIGADE
ReplyDeletePETTICOAT CONSUMPTION---There's
ReplyDeletea reason why Uncle Joe moved so slow
WHAT'S MUCUS, PUSSYCAT?
ReplyDeleteAn Asian bred epidemic was depicted in FLU MANCHU.
ReplyDeleteA vengeful cabbie in TOXIC DRIVER
ReplyDeleteAnd the early Lee Marvin red scare classic, HACK OUT ON 101.
ReplyDeleteThat drippy western,DROOL IN THE SUN, with the sniveling Gregory Peckish and Joseph Cottonswab
ReplyDeleteI can't top that one.
ReplyDeleteYou can't go that low, eh?
ReplyDeleteI LIKE it.
ReplyDeleteI blame Finn Garner for this.
ReplyDeleteLet's get 'im!
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid I'd catch something.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot Mark Wahlberg in BOOGER NIGHTS, so there
ReplyDeleteMaybe, but I remembered A Cough-icer and a Gentleman.
ReplyDeleteAnd we all love that Billy Wilder comedy classic, SOME LIKE IT SNOT.
ReplyDeleteTHE PHLIM-PHLEGM MAN?
ReplyDeleteDon't forget that actress from many a British horror film---NASAL SNORT.
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