In the bathroom you're taking the plunge With your loufa, your flannel and sponge But when you're done disrobin' Your tub's haemoglobin Has turned to a big mess of gunge.
The bath's crimson and viscous and icky Like a simmering bisque thickened sticky From the tap something poured like a chap had been gored for a grim flavored Squishee at Kwik-E
I'm drawing a bath before bed
ReplyDeleteThere's hot and there's cold running red
The plumbing is creaky
and something is leaky
The body of water has bled
In the bathroom you're taking the plunge
ReplyDeleteWith your loufa, your flannel and sponge
But when you're done disrobin'
Your tub's haemoglobin
Has turned to a big mess of gunge.
The bath's crimson and viscous and icky
ReplyDeleteLike a simmering bisque thickened sticky
From the tap something poured
like a chap had been gored
for a grim flavored Squishee at Kwik-E