Sunday, July 31, 2011

Fly Hard With a Vengeance



Like some slow-witted, inbred sub-cretin,
by the lowliest insect I'm beaten
I'd fly straight away
but it isn't my day
I'll know it the instant I'm eaten

I've had nothing but bad to worse luck
First a bug in my lab ran amok
Now my head is so tiny
when I yell I sound whiny
By a rock I'm about to be struck



Herbert Marshall and Vincent Price have had enough of these damn limericks about The Fly (Kurt Neumann, 1958).

6 comments:

  1. In a network of fine sticky thread
    I'm entangled to keep spiders fed
    You'd think I was cursed
    And to make matter worse
    I get smacked with a rock till I'm dead.

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  2. He had tried to send matter through space
    Now part fly, his demise he must face
    To death he'll be beaten
    or by spider be eaten
    He is caught 'tween a rock and hard place

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  3. It looks like our hero is stuck
    The choices he faces both suck
    But how can he choose
    between two ways to lose?
    He'll die like a fly or a schmuck

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  4. As the mandibles crunch into bone
    And his life is snuffed out by a stone
    Will what flashes past his eyes
    Be his life, or the fly's?
    This is nature's eternal unknown.

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  5. By nature a man or a beast?
    The greatest with taint of the least?
    Original sin
    or Darwinian kin?
    Does a scientist answer or priest?

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