Thursday, February 3, 2011

R.I.P. Maria


Adieu to Maria Schneider
In "Passenger" Jack rode beside her
Of all of her flicks,
with Brando, this chick's
remembered for butter inside her

5 comments:

  1. Exploited by B Bertolucci
    A strutting fat man like Il Duce
    This poor troubled soul
    Tried to flee from the role
    Of the middle-aged ham's coochy-coochy.

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  2. Some critics considered illicit
    the sex in Last Tango, explicit
    When Marlon used butter
    to enter the gutter
    Maria was never complicit

    Schneider has said that she was not told beforehand about the infamous use of dairy product. She says she felt humiliated by the scene, and that her tears were real.

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  3. When Brando had sex scenes with Schneider,
    both backward and forward he'd ride her
    But he never rode
    her fiancé Léaud,
    in spite of his pitching a slider

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  4. I think you guys have found your muse.

    or is it "moos"?

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