Bend Over and Sarcophagus

It's not that a mummy is shy,
it just finds it hard to say 'hi"
When trying to speak
its jawbones will creak,
and its tongue is too wrinkly and dry



Two mummies: Tom Tyler in The Mummy's Hand (Christy Cabanne, 1940). Lon Chaney Jr. in The Mummy's Ghost (Reginald LeBorg, 1944).