They say that good help's hard to find
that's sound in both body and mind
When hiring a man
be sure as you can
he isn't the strangling kind
Handyman Robert Ryan menaces Ida Lupino in Beware, My Lovely (Harry Horner, 1952). Image source: Twenty Four Frames
We pity the poor Miss Lupino
ReplyDeletefrom Idaho way down to Reno
When hiring some help,
look under the scalp
for madness is stored there, as we know
It's often the quietest guys
ReplyDeleteTheres something that hides in their eyes
Employer ignores
them doing their chores
and gets an unpleasant surprise