Disfigured by special effects
Rejected by beautiful ex
He hides in a cottage
(It's dark, with low wattage)
and figures he'll never have sex
Looking a bit like Jonah Hex, scarred WW2 vet Robert Young seeks refuge in The Enchanted Cottage (John Cromwell, 1944).
Since Robert is facially disfigured,
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But to Dottie McGuire
He doesn't look dire
So she'll play a Brunhild to his Sigurd.
Uh oh, David, your references are getting rather highfalutin.
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