When we sit at the table to eat
we are hit with a whiff, sickly sweet
This vile scent medley
is silent but deadly
and emitted from father's big seat
El-ahrairah
A mister romanced his bambino
with seven course dinner and vino
Digesting legumes
there rose noxious fumes
And so, for dessert they had Beano
Surly Hack
Proud, Mom clutched her hands to her heart
ReplyDeleteupon hearing the sound of Pop's fart
It swiggled and swooped
with essence of poop
Pop made passing gas a fine art
Farts, Food and Romance.
ReplyDeleteJust in time for Valentine's Day....
With that thought in mind...
ReplyDeleteHe wanted to win a girls heart
Thought dinner & show a good start
But watching the movie
the vibe wasn't groovy
The tacos and beans made him fart
To dinner went Myrna with Mel
ReplyDeleteThe food did not sit with her well
She had to cut cheese
but did it with ease
because Mel had no sense of smell