As Santa's sleigh flys through the snow,
he drinks to keep warm, don't you know
In tummy of Kringle
booze, eggnog co-mingle
Gag reflex strikes --look out below!
Merry Christmas everybody, and don't leave the house tonight without your trusty umbrella!
As Santa distributes his gifts
ReplyDeletehe'll guzzle both half-pints and fifths
And then, like booze rookies
he'll toss X-mas cookies
befouling the white Christmas drifts
When Santa would start to get queasy
ReplyDeletethe folks down below grew uneasy
'cause down from the skies
rained half-chewed mince pies
and turkey bits, soggy and greazy