Watch bomb tests and you'll pay the piper
get shot at by crack army sniper
The growing will strain
your normal-sized brain
You'll crap in your giant-size diaper
The Amazing Collossal Man (Bert L. Gordon, 1957)
Welcome to Sci-Fi Drive-in Week at Limerwrecks.
This gent's appetite was colossal
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Mid-Eastern cusine---
he'd lick the plate clean
This fella sure loved his falafels
At dinner he ate like a pig
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Digesting huge portions
he grew to proportions
described by words larger than "big"
On dates he would ask his sweet flower out
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You think that was bad?
This clod was a cad
The gas that he passed would then knock her out!
The gas he would pass--it was mustard!
ReplyDeleteHis zits oozed out gallons of custard
No wonder his dates
would not touch their plates
and he would just sit there all flustered
The way that he was now adorned
ReplyDeletehe thought he might make it in porn
Because of his size
the gals closed their thighs
all scared of just what might get torn
In comments this lim'rick has spurred I think you've just had the last word
ReplyDeleteIn reading your rhymes
a number of times
your meaning I've sadly inferred
yoo.. good style..
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