On planes eating pastry's a pain One tries to stay neat but in vain Crumbs drive to distraction star Samuel Jackson So don't serve him cakes on a plane
The passengers think he's insane The stewardess tries to explain "There's no way to stop, the plane would just drop-- You can't hit the brakes on a plane."
Count Dracula's thirst had free reign Could drink all the blood he could drain He filled up a glass-- type A from from first class 'cause no one brings stakes on a plane
But drink after drink he will drain
ReplyDeleteIf thirsty, he'll always complain
and raise holy hell
because Samuel L.
hates getting the shakes on a plane
The passengers think he's insane
ReplyDeleteThe stewardess tries to explain
"There's no way to stop,
the plane would just drop--
You can't hit the brakes on a plane."
It's so cold it causes me pain
ReplyDeleteFrom shivering I can't abstain
By flight crew I'm told
they must keep it cold
because there's snow flakes on this plane
It's certainly dark, goodness sake,
ReplyDeleteand so warm we all could just bake!
My memory's blurred
of how it occured
but somehow this plane's in a snake
Count Dracula's thirst had free reign
ReplyDeleteCould drink all the blood he could drain
He filled up a glass--
type A from from first class
'cause no one brings stakes on a plane