Thursday, August 20, 2009

Waikiki Weakened

A fish playing hooky from school, a
gal dancing to uke does the hula
How do they hold poses
without holding noses?
They're pros, and they do it for moolah!

Norm



When Hans pulled his finger from dyke
'cross farmland swam walleye and pike
And undersea lasses
sashayed in the grasses
as wet ukulele played Ike

Surly

Photo by Bruce Mozert, a pioneer in underwater
photography. Courtesy of Smithsonion.com

4 comments:

  1. Where's the editor at? Part of a line is missing and my limerick is ruined. RUINED!!!!
    Good-bye, Pulitzer Prize.......

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  2. My editing keeps you from riches?
    Your pathos has put me in stitches
    For I'm not to blame
    for your lack of fame
    Snafus here are due to blog glitches

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  3. "Beware of the Blog!" Steve McQueen says
    in his most unpopular screen test
    You should make your goal
    to have blog control
    You leem-erick-writ-eeng old preen-cess

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  4. Your comment turns smiles upside down
    I think I'll pack bags and leave town
    Before I depart
    this thought I'll impart
    You look rather hot in that gown

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