Monday, August 10, 2009

Bad As It Gets



She tried to be good but she failed
Her virtue's a ship that has sailed

On corners she stood

and that's never good
A taxi she should've just hailed

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4 comments:

  1. A pickup on South Street, she is
    a lady who knows well her biz
    She's stacked like a house
    of bricks and that mouse
    in pocket of dude needs to whiz
    ---From "Bladder As it Gets"

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  2. Urinary Tract Home

    Your writing is less than exact
    All fiction, with nary a fact
    On bodily function
    without a compunction
    you write and I have to react

    August 10, 2009 3:00 PM

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  3. You know that it's none of my biz
    So why are you telling me this?
    My auto-suggestion
    succeeded, no question,
    in making you go take a piss

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  4. A writer you are, my dear fellow
    But sadly you aren't Saul Bellow
    Poetical-ly
    your talent is wee
    A journalist, yes, but you're yellow

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