Monday, July 20, 2009

Park Your Wienermobile, Big Boy?

A car that had boar on the floor
was rammed through a poor garage door
The driver's demeanor
and giant red wiener
implied that they wanted to score



And the Oscar Mayer Goes To...

A parking job none would admire
Perhaps the car blew out a tire
The driver's mistake?
Not hitting the brake
Distraught at the loss of O. Mayer

On the heels of the death of Oscar Mayer the 3rd
comes this tragic Wienermobile accident. AP photo.
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4 comments:

  1. Norm KnottJuly 20, 2009 at 6:55 PM

    The Weinermobile, quite lust-bent,
    a-thrusting and busting it went
    But everything's cool
    The weiner's no fool
    It always wears it's condom-ment!

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  2. surly hackJuly 21, 2009 at 8:46 PM

    Maybe we should do a sausage week...

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  3. Norm KnottJuly 22, 2009 at 9:46 AM

    You mean, a best of the wurst?

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  4. surly hackJuly 27, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    Yeah. When I post it I'll send you a...link.

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