Impressionist paintings to me just bring out, in spades, the ennui Use bolder strokes, man! Suggest? Ha! Demand! Now, where's the free wine and the brie?
I've seen what you do with your pallet Your touch is as light as a mallet Your talent is thin and meant for the bin You don't send it in, you just mail it
Say, babe, where'd ya get that beret?
ReplyDeleteIt makes you look like Claude Monet
but I must admit
he lacked your big tits
and wasn't that good of a lay
You hung out in Claude's lily pad
ReplyDeleteimbibing vin rouge that was rad
But Claude threw you out
on hearing you shout,
"Impressionist painting's a fad!"
Impressionist paintings to me
ReplyDeletejust bring out, in spades, the ennui
Use bolder strokes, man!
Suggest? Ha! Demand!
Now, where's the free wine and the brie?
Imagine you paint like Seurat
ReplyDeleteYou won't have a stroke, just a dot
At canvas you stab
small dab after dab
Try counting those dots--there's a lot
Like Pollack you could drip and drop
ReplyDeleteor paint Brillo boxes, that's Pop!
Toulouse painted whores,
but talent like yours--
the best I can say is to stop
I've seen what you do with your pallet
ReplyDeleteYour touch is as light as a mallet
Your talent is thin
and meant for the bin
You don't send it in, you just mail it