Smuttering

With some folks each word that they utter

arises from out of the gutter

Their every last vowel

is filthy and foul

Their mouths would melt far more than butter


Here at Limerwrecks we are often chastised for
not writing true 'blue' limericks. To that we say
"heck!" If you want the classic dirty limerick
there are plenty of other places to find them. We
love 'em too, but here at Limerwrecks we'll continue
to provide an kinder, gentler alternative, preferring
the double entendre to the explicit.