Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Purple Maize

A farmer who hailed from Nantucket
would carry his corn in a bucket
He'd squeeze on his cob
until his hand throbbed
and then he would bend down and...shuck it


Yeah, it really is just about corn.

April fools!
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2 comments:

  1. Norm KnottApril 1, 2009 at 12:33 PM

    The Hairy April

    Today is the day, April first
    when slaked is our joke-playing thirst
    We think up a pip
    but most folks are hip
    and that's when our bubble is burst

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  2. surly hackApril 1, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    April Cowers

    Today is the day, April one
    when practical joking is done
    The tricking, deceiving
    and tall story weaving
    allegedly all done in fun

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