Friday, August 8, 2008

Faster, Pussycat! Swill! Swill!

How fast can I write one of these?
Quite fast, if you ask, pretty please
It's like fire drill
but content is nil
A case of no forest, just trees
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3 comments:

  1. surly hackAugust 11, 2008 at 1:18 PM

    In "Speed" Reeves and Bullock were stars
    Drove bus that careened off of cars
    They couldn't drive slow
    or bomb there would blow--
    "Speed Metal" without the guitars

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  2. Norm KnottAugust 12, 2008 at 10:26 PM

    Russ Meyer asked Tura Satana
    How fast she could eat a banana
    "Quite quickly", said she
    "Once I ate every
    Chiquita there was in Atlanta!"

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  3. surly hackAugust 14, 2008 at 12:25 PM

    I wrote that first verse in a flash
    and somehow it ain't a mish mash
    It took under four
    li'l minutes to pour
    that rhyme scheme all out in a dash

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