Young Tony Stark was a charmer
He built him a suit made of armor
His diet was high in
Bronze, cobalt and iron
His B.M.'s repelled a pig farmer
He built him a suit made of armor
His diet was high in
Bronze, cobalt and iron
His B.M.'s repelled a pig farmer
As hero, none beats Iron Man
ReplyDeleteIf one prefers man in a can
Without metal suit
His power is moot
Alone he'd be an also ran
As Willie the Shake on Steinbeck Boulevard might have said, "Get thee to a cannery!"
ReplyDelete"Get thee to a cannery, go!"
ReplyDeleteIs said on ol' beanery row
Add pork and some spice
With lard cooks up nice
A meal that will back up and blow
So ol' buckethead raised a big stink;
ReplyDeleteNot hermetically-sealed as we think
He'd do all a big favor,
If he locked-in the flavor
'stead of driving the world past the brink...