Since Peel crushed all mashers like gnats Steed checked all the relevant stats So wary of dangers Though neither were strangers He made sure they kept separate flats!
Like Pauline, she was tied to the tracks And was strapped in for torture on racks But soon she was freed By trusty John Steed And to villains delivered the smacks
Pot/kettle, my friend, soon will we We’re all getting old, don’t you see? View those aging lasses Through rose-colored glasses In nursing homes you will par-tee!
Since Peel crushed all mashers like gnats
ReplyDeleteSteed checked all the relevant stats
So wary of dangers
Though neither were strangers
He made sure they kept separate flats!
Like Pauline, she was tied to the tracks
ReplyDeleteAnd was strapped in for torture on racks
But soon she was freed
By trusty John Steed
And to villains delivered the smacks
Come on, boys, enough, let's get real
ReplyDeleteAnd cease this obsession with Peel
Many years have passed
For that lovely lass
She now has to gum her oatmeal
Pot/kettle, my friend, soon will we
ReplyDeleteWe’re all getting old, don’t you see?
View those aging lasses
Through rose-colored glasses
In nursing homes you will par-tee!