Monday, April 7, 2008

A Rigged Erection

by Backthrow
London Bureau


In a cat-suit, this Emma does stun
So a-Peel-ing (please pardon the pun)
I say, "Hey, you're my type!"
A quick chop, my windpipe--
Ah, 'tis Love... someone call 911...



2 comments:

  1. The one who said blondes have more fun
    Did not face the end of a gun
    When threatened and scared
    Seek not the fair-haired
    Toward drop-dead brunettes you should run

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  2. John Steed was quite dash, debonair
    Peel had, in a fight, moves to spare
    The pair was a hit, an’
    Not just in Britain
    Their Anglophiles are everywhere

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