Saturday, April 5, 2008

Reinventing the Heel

Inventor attending convention
With Mrs. stirred marital tension
His vows he deserted
For model he flirted
Ignoring the mom of invention

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  1. Angry wife, full of fury, from scorn
    "Fixed" his surgical robot next morn
    She made not a mention
    Of her thrown monkey wrench in
    And his heart, through his ribcage, was torn

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  2. Said convention gals gathered in throng
    "Served him right, he was doing her wrong"
    But the guys were all quiet
    Perhaps thinking of riot
    If wives knew where they’d dipped their ding-dongs

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