Saturday, March 29, 2008

A Taste of Money

A young hottie who snared rich old dude
Closed her eyes to his decrepitude
Unzipping his pants
Saw inheritance
But she gagged on the air of prunes, stewed

2 comments:

  1. A gas mask the young lady did don
    And once again her knees she got on
    By using the hose
    She curled his toes
    Cuz out all his innards she siphoned

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  2. There's no stopping you...is there?

    There once was a guy named Knott, Norm
    Whose limericks bore a rare form
    He’d twisted his words
    Like so many turds
    They knocked us out like chloroform

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