Once burned by a little ol' cross
You adjourned to start hitting the sauce
As the formerking vamp,
Now performing in camp,
You've learned to submit to such dross.
Top: Edward Van Sloan and Bela Lugosi in Dracula (Tod Browning; 1931). Above: Bela Lugosi and Ian Wilson in Mother Riley Meets the Vampire, also known as Vampire Over London and My Son the Vampire (John Gilling; 1952).