You-know-who around tree trunks is peeking
Like some zoo escapee he is sneaking
When a lady draws close
She will say adios
He says BOO! and she flees from him, shrieking.
Universal Studios never made HOUSE OF THE WOLF MAN, but what if they had filmed the proposed follow-up to House of Frankenstein and House of Dracula? Image: Lon Chaney Jr in, I believe, House of Dracula (1945). Title by big bad David Cairns.