Like some casting couch-toting producer,
Drac's a nasty and noted seducer
Like a stud, only sicker,
Sucking blood like it's liquor,
Unsurpassed draining throats, the old juicer!
Lénore Aubert looks particularly fetching as Dr. Sandra Mornay, and Béla Lugosi looks positively Hungarian as Count Dracula, in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (Charles Barton; 1948). Title by loathe-bearing David Cairns.