What's a chiller film scrapper to do
When the silly and slapstick ensue?
Can their brain, set "baroque",
Stand the strain of a joke?
Will they still give a crap and say "Boo!"?
Wilbur Grey (Lou Costello), Count Dracula (Béla Lugosi) and the Frankenstein Monster (Glenn Strange) goof around in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (Charles Barton; 1948). Title by loose-lipped David Cairns.