Do What You Wilbur

Two killers, one schmuck in the middle
Poor Wilbur's butt's stuck on the griddle
The werewolf and Drac
Will glare, then attack
Not thrilled, the dumb cluck has a piddle.


The Wolf Man (Lon Chaney, Jr.), Wilbur Grey (Lou Costello), and Count Dracula (Béla Lugosi) at the climax of Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (Charles Barton; 1948).