Wednesday, March 12, 2014

A Splinter's Tale

In his lair do whatever it takes
Hit Drac square on his head so it breaks
When it's broken apart
Stick some oak in his heart
Busted chair bits make excellent stakes.

Chair-raising chills with Béla Lugosi as Count Dracula, Bud Abbott as Chick Young, and Lénore Aubert as Dr. Mornay, in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948). Title by woody Norm Knott.

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