When unreeling this screw-loose legato,
These two feel like they're losing the lotto
Gypsy curse, Gothic set,
How much worse could it get?
How to deal? Drink some booze and get blotto.
Béla Lugosi and Lon Chaney Jr are strapped to a slab in Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (Roy William Neill; 1943). With non-monstrous Ilona Massey and Patric Knowles. Title by hiss majesty, David Cairns.