The plight of this werewolf's a drag
At night he grows hair in a shag
It's lycanthropy's curse --
How can it get worse?
With a bite of this scary old bag!
Actually, Maria Ouspenskaya as the gypsy woman Maleva is pretty terrific; with Lon Chaney Jr as Larry Talbot, the "Wolf Man", in Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (Roy William Neill; 1943). Title by ruinous David Cairns.