It's always the same -- sleighbells jingleThere's a Babel of song from Der Bingle
My knees go all tottery
I freeze, blood's ice-watery
I'm unstable when faced with this Kringle.
Bubba Bing Crosby scares the crap out of the kids. For those of you who recoil at the commercialization of Christmas, the evil elves at LimerWrecks offer a festively frightful alternative. Stay tuned!