This Santa's an elf to be feared
Like Satan himself in a beard
He's abandoned his sack
For a random attack
Time to panic -- this hell-freak is...weird!
David Cairns with Surly Hack Joan Collins and Oliver MacGreevy in Tales from the Crypt (1972). This horror film was derived from a comic book of the same name, published in the 1950s by EC Comics. Other EC titles were PANIC, WEIRD SCIENCE, and WEIRD FANTASY.